Showing posts with label cheap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheap. Show all posts

Saturday, May 10, 2008

stuff latinos like #2: la chancleta

La chancleta. Say "la chancleta" to ANY hispanic and they will instantly cringe at the thought of it. Ask any Gringo, however, and they will just think of the ordinary: the flip-flop. But the Gringo is mistaken. La chancleta is a VERY typical disciplinary tool in just about every Latino household. Any time a Latino child misbehaves, the mother just whips out her very own chancleta off her feet and either a) hurls la chancleta at the child/husband or b) repeatedly hits the child/husband with la chancleta. In order to hurl la chancleta at the child, however, the Latina mother must first buy a very sturdy chancleta preferrably made out of wood so that when she hurls it at the child, it will hurt. If a Latina mother hurls a rubber chancleta, chances are, it won't hurt as bad as a wooden chancleta.

If it is your first experience with la chancleta, you are very lucky. Most of the time Latina mothers are out of practice or don't have enough experience throwing la chancleta, so they just might miss. But don't get them angry to often or else their aim will improve and then next time you will definitely get hit. But if they choose option B, then you are screwed either way.

An excellent example of la chancleta is seen in the above picture. Click it and you will be linked to a video on Youtube. But if that link doesn't work, try clicking HERE. Husbands and children: you have been warned!



besitos,
xoxo bb

Friday, May 2, 2008

¿como estaban vestidos?

Nicole Chavez, to your left in that hideous leopard print dress and faux (I hope) fur jacket/roadkill, is the latest disgrace to Latinas everywhere.
**at the rainforest foundation party and free arts nyc auction**

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

latino trend for the week of april 21

so, me being latina and all, i know and completely understand the fact that the majority of all latinas (*coughmifamiliacough*) don't really enjoy spending a ton of money on clothes... most of my family shops at the goodwill and wal mart. i'm not saying theres anything wrong with that-- but there comes a time and place (like work?!?) where they need to dress up a little more than usual. so i present to you this weeks latina trend, and each item is under 20 bucks, and the whole outfit is under 50.

this look is perfect for latinas at work. and its cheap, and definitely muy bonita. first of all, take this simple yet elegant little number and pair it with this classy little necklace. These shoes add a touch of sophistication to this outfit, and it is comfortable. And add this cute belt so your dress isn't so "blah". so if we add this all up, the grand total of this chic little number is $44.90. ¡Que belleza!

and latinas-- stay away from the big hoop earrings and opt for a classier choice, like maybe cubic zirconium studs.

besitos,
bb